aaalteam #002

wees . its finally antiaalteam #002&#003 here to post ! :D
here's th talkback of th ANTIAALTEAM !



grey is whad they wrote , PURPLE is our corrections :D



POSERS
Ah Lians love to stike dumb poses. Read on to find out.
They enjoy imitating another person. For example, they like to portray an image of a meek girl to the guy they want to haunt, yet become all gangster-like when they 'deal with humji'
[ i guess you dont even know whats the meaning of humji yeahs ? well , antiaalteam #001 has already explained xD , and we're better off than you noobies who cant even imiatate O.O ]

They also like to act like they know everything. Eg: to spammers:"iiE knOw whO euu arE!"
Posers. HAH.
[ its all better than some cowards like the ANTIAALTEAM who spams people blogs and dont even dare writing your names down . for goodness sake , your parents gave you a name , and you dont even dare ot write yours names down , aww . how sad . then next time you dont give your children name bahhs . wuji spam . why boji write name ? how about yourself ? dont act like you know alot of things bout ahlian ]





Here are the major ways on how ah lians attract attention.
#1) Spot the piercings!: Can you count the number of BLING on her ear/nose/wherever?
2 piercings on ONE ear means that they are ok OR slightly ah lian
[ im sure you ugly ducklings dont even have any earholes yeahs ? you are just soo soo soo jealous (: &some mothers even have pierce full house arhhs . old old people also got arhhs . dont you know the meaning of style ? -.- ]

3-6 piercings on ONE ear means HELL YEAH they are ah lian. Or Punk. (But you can tell if a person is punk.)

[ what has it go to do with you guys if anyone is a punk a not . you people just feel too free to do anything else rights ? then just go home and be a good mama's girl ! xD ]

Piercing the nose/tongue is also considered. Gross, but that's how they attract attention see? They parade around, with something SHINING away on their NOSE.

[ i bet you dont even have the guts to go and pierce xD , ugly ducklings scared of pain >< ]

And when people pass by, they'll STARE at her nose.Hmm. I wonder what will happen when the ah lian gets a pimple on her nose. Or when her ear gets infected. Just think: 6piercings on one ear. Ouch.

[ i wonder when would you guys ever have a time where people will even have a look at you .. ohmy ohmy.. continue thinking yeahs . ohhs , ahlians are not that suey compared to you guys to have infections on all the piercings xD ]



#2) Is My Hair MESSY?: I don't like messy hair.

So i'll make it straight LOR.
While many girls may have rebonded their hair, the rebonded look is still a trademark for ah lians. Do not fear if you are not an ah lian, but have rebonded hair.

[ people of course mind messy hair larhhs . imgaine you walking out , wit the hairstyle that you just wake up -.- people will think you just have an electric shock . arbo from now on your dont use comb larhhs . your dont check your hair messy anot larhhs ? this is call appearance alrights ? &you all said it too lorhhs , appearance is important to others . zz ]

Be worried if you have more than 2 piercings on each ear. Or on your NOSE.

[ why be worried , ohmy . you dont even have the guts to go and pierce , then just stop influencing the others ! ]

Ah Lians enjoy rebonded hair. They think it's CUTE and COOL. They enjoy straightening their already straight hair and then complaining that it's not straight. Come on. I'll laugh when they start to bald or when they destroy and damage their precious hair with all that straightening.

[ its all better then some ugly ducklings who have such maggie mee hair that no matter how they straighten their hair , it still goes back to that maggie hair shape ! aha ! mayb you should just shave everything off , that would definitely look better on you (: reborn ? when you start laughing , every part of your body will be hairless , at that time . see if you laugh to yourself or people laugh at you more -.- ]

So to the previous point, if you see a girl with extremely straightened hair, you know she's an ah lian with hair issues. (then again, which lian DOESN'T?)

[ wow , then what about those aunties with straight hair , LOL . ahlian also ? hahahahhahas. then in this case , singapore should just stop all the salons from helping people rebond hair rights . LOL ]

ANOTHER MAJOR CLUE! The FRINGE.
People usually like to keep their fringes up and away from their eye so that they can SEE and not bump into objects. Ah Lians think differently.

[ we think differenly , cause we have sense of stylish . unlike SOMEBODY ? &i think that we are not as pajiao as SOMEBODY who will bang into things -.- we can see . we not blind . ]

Ah Lians have long, STRAIGHT, fringes that fall all over their faces. It either covers one eye, both eyes, or 3/4 of the face. (Actually it's better coz we won't have to see their faces)
[ maybe you dont have the hair to cover your faces , no wonder you are sooo jealous . go ask your mama to buy you some hair growth cream or something la ! hahaaaaaa ]

You see, fringes attract attention. Won't you be shocked to see a girl looking like a potianak walking down the street?
Another reason to their fringes is that the hair in front of their eyes, block their sight. This gives them the perfect excuse to bump into things or mistake objects, so they can justify themselves and claim the name of: BLUR QUEEN/SOTONG/PRINCESS/etc. Last reason i can think of: Are the fringes there to hide pimples on their foreheads?
Hairstyles do make a difference. I mean, if a guy with big poofy hair (like the Afro style) walks down the street, you would stare at his big hair. In the same way, people stare at Ah Lians with unnaturally straight hair, either let down of tied up stupidly, with matching fringes that leave people to wonder how they pass their eye exams.
[ ouhhs . if you like this say , i think that .. hmms , maybe you all three are bald ? so that your are hairless . LOLS . &if you think that having fringe is trying to hide something , then dont wear clothes larhhs . or you trying to hide SOMETHING . maybe its infected or something . LOLS . ]


#3) Behaviour: May or may Not be obvious. How to see if she's an ah lian via behaviour:When going out, there must ALWAYS be at least an accomplice. MUST be ah lian girls. They get clingy to each other.
[ wah . now i know , that nerds like to be lonerrs ~ they like to go out alone . what sia , want to have someone else to go out together with you also counted as ahlian , then everyone in the whole wide world would be considered as ahlian liao la ! jealous that ahlians get clingy with each other rights , cause you guys have noone to get clingy with ! LOL ]

Sudden bursts of giggling. The most annoying form of attention seeking. Bursts of giggling make people stare at them. Which is what they want.
They enjoy making fun of people...Loudly. For example, they see a handsome guy. Either one or both will whistle at him/make a kissing sound/shout OI or something else at him/any verbal attempt to get his attention.
[ you think you understand ahlians a lot isit . but even if THREEOFYOU do the kissing sound or whatever , they wont even take a look at you de la ! unless they pa jiao la =x . im sure you're just pure jealous of all the attention that the ahlians get cause nobody ever bothered to take another look at you guys ! ]

Just looking at them makes one feel very disturbed.
#4) Other ways of attracting attention: Eg, dressing/walking styles
Just like the great attention seekers they are, they have to DRESS right for it.
Rule #1 in Ah Lian dressing: MUST. HAVE. PINK!
[ people like pink , what has it got to do with you sia . you so pro , go ask the government to stop everyone from buying pink stuffs la ]

Rule #2: MUST have a COOL bag. Even if it doesn't match the outfit.
[ i bet any bag that's on you wont look cool at all (: ]

Rule #3: Skirt cannot be more than 10 fingers above the knee
[ jealous that ahlians have long and skinny legs while you've got short and fatyy ones ? LOL ]

Rule #4: If you(the ah lian) are attached, whine at your poor boyfriend to get a ring so you can flaunt it.
[ im sure noone would ever buy you any (: ]

Rule#5: CONTACTS. If no contacts, either wear the 'emo' specs or the frameless ones.
[ define emo plsssssssss . LOL ]

Rule#6: Clothes MUST be BRANDED. Famous brands: PMK, etc etc etc
[ we are rich and have money what , you buey song ah ]

Rule#7: Let your STRAIGHT hair down
[ you have no straight hair to let down , thats why you are soo soo soo not happy with those that has straight hair , GET A LIFE ! cut away your maggie mee hair la (: ]

Rule#8: COOL, BRANDED sneakers/shoes are always IN. So are CUTE flats.
[ you wear any of these also not NICE one la ]

Rule#9: Mascara is GOOD. (Oh yeah. Apply it so thick that you look like a panda. Sorry to insult the pandas.)
[ oh , its good ? then go apply it to yourself then ! but i bet you would look like a burnt panda . LOL . so sorry to insult th pandas ]

Plus a lot of other rules which i can't be bothered to type out, as it bores and disgusts me when the images is portrayed in my mind. -shudders-
[ you are just simply too bo liao rights , cant be bothered to type out liaos den dont type out anything at all in the first place la .]

Here's an interesting one! WALKING STYLES.
Ah lians have lots of walking styles. One of the MOST disturbing one i find, is when an act-cute ah lians sticks her thighs together and runs with her arms stuck to her chest. Seriously. It shocked me when i saw an ah lian schoolmate running towards me in that manner. (i freaked and ran off actually)
What is her problem anyway? Did she superglue her thighs together due to the fact that her itsy-bitsy skirt was too tight? Or was it a failed attempt to have slimmer thighs. Or just to attract attention? She was running like a retard.
[ if you were to put your two thighs together and run , im sure your skirt would have been torn and tattered rights ! LOL . dont only know how to say bad things about people behind their back . if you not humji , you would have told her right at her face that she runs like a retard instead of saying all these here . FACE THE FACT PLS . you're a total coward ]

Jeeze. Other ah lians may walk with a hunchback. I have no idea why, but i'm guessing they try to make themselves look small and weak and CUTE. God help me I am going to puke.
[ ohhs . so you think that they are small , weak and cute la ? LOL . at least they would still look cutee rights . better den you guys here . SO KE AI , ya right . ke lian mei ren ai ! ]


#5) INTERNET/SMS DISPLAY: Ooh my favourite.
Typing:You should all know by now, that ah lians LOVE to tyYp3 LiiK3 diiShX.
[ oh , so you're also typing like that rights , LOL . awww . sh0 cut3 l3h . ]

That's a BULLSEYE way of seeing if a girl is an ah lians.After all...You see the Lang,You know she's Lian. So whenever you get an sms with disturbing typing or come across a blog or webpage with words that seem to be from another planet, you know she's Lian.
[ wake up pls , not all ahlians type like that okay ! wake up your idea man ]

the PHOTO and the POSE
Lians love taking photos. I must say they have SOME IT skills, as they love taking photos in well, DIFFERENT angles and love to Photoshop their photos.
[ lians have the looks to take pictures at different angles what , they'll look nice in their own style and stuffs , but you ? i bet no matter what angle you take your picture from , it will all look the same ! that little ugly duckling ! and i bet no photoshop can make your picture nice xD ]

See, Ah Lians take all these disturbing photos and post it up for the whole world to see and be amazed at their lack of creativity. For one, they have a limited number of poses.
Pose #1: The trademark. Fringe covering 1/2 the face, tilt your head down and look up at the camera above your head to get the "wide-eyed-innocent-look"
[ you dont have hair then dont talk so much , if one is innocent looking , no matter what , she'll still be innocent looking . but you , i guess , even if you go for surgery right , you stil will not be able to have that innocent look de la ! HAHA ]

Pose#2: Same thing, but with the tongue sticking out.
[ your tongue to big and fat to show to everyone right ]

Pose#3: Stupid hand gestures. Such as the Victory sign pressed against the cheek, trying to make it seem like the lian has dimples.
[ you seem to behave like you know so much , im sure you've done all this before . HAHA ]

There are many other poses, but I shall not waste my time on them, neither will I explain it so that you have to suffer while imagining it.OH! Yes. How can i forget the PHOTOSHOP. My my i'm getting forgetful.
The wonders of Photoshop. Where the Lian can touch up all the pimples and blemishes, whiten their teeth, add sparkles galore and adjust colours like black-and-white or total brown!
[ no matter what kind of photoshop you use , you will still be bwang one la . photoshop is just to make the photos look nicer and more creative . but if we were to photoshop YOUR photo , ohmy, ohmy . noone would ever wan to use that programme again ! ]

The best is...the CAPTIONS. Many many captions, such as:
bAobeii pwiiNc3sS
ugliie miie
Shoo ugliiex
kawaii-maHx?
saD sAd miiE
xiiAo zHu ZhU
(insert other stupidly retarded names)
[ if one is cute , no matter what names they give themselves , they will still be cute (: but you ? no matter what names you give yourself , you'll still be that little ugly duckling (: ]


will be stopping here ,
with tons and tons of love,
antiaalteam #002 !
feel free to email us at : anti-aalteam@hotmail.com

aaalteam #001

ANTI AAL #001 is here to report.! Hi everybody. This post is to get back at the stupid AAL Team.

Blue is what they written, Red is our correction. WAHAHAHA~

Fact #1: Twits like attention.
Evidence:
-Music blasting in public places and public transport with LOUD giggling accompaniment.
-Reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaally short skirts to attract chi-ko-pehs :)
Correction:
-If we cannot blast music, then what's a music phone for? Blast ourself at home? You're crazy.
-Really short skirts to show the body we have, Unlike some people have elephant legs which cant show [ this doesnt means we are referring to who , mainly , this is just a comment . if your dont like then dont read lorhhs . not all comments are positive , you should know -.- zz ]

Fact #2: Twits like pink. A LOT.
Evidence:
-See for yourself.
Correction:
-Whatever colour they like, does it matters you? Dont like it? Dont see lahs.

Fact#3: They love symmetry.
Evidence:
-Twits often have 'twins'
-matching bags
-matching phone accesories
-matching hairstyles
-boyfriends with matching clothing styles :D (then again Bengs have the same style of 'fashion' too)
Correction:
-Sisters wearing the same clothes, cannot is it?
-Matching bags, phone accessories, hairstyles, is it a crime? We like jiu hao liao what, Why must you kpo and keep comment like nobody's business. Nothing better to do. -.-
-Boyfriends with matching clothing styles.? Sorry ahs, That is called couple shirts, or whatever. I guess you people have never been in a relationship before. Ohps. Old virgins. HAHAHA~

Fact#4: Twits love STRAIGHT.
Evidence:
-Lookie! Straight hair! Freakishly straight hair in fact!
-You don't see lesbian twits do you? No, if you see a picture of a twit kissing a girl, it's probably her reflection. Now that's just being a narcissist. (or pretending to have a TWIN :D)
Correction:
-I bet you have curlie maggie hair, no matter how much you reborn, its still curly. Come on, dont be jealous.
-Oh, pretending to be a twin? AAL Team members PRETENDS to understand ah lians alot also. Stop pretending. Get a life!

Fact#5: Twits have bad spelling.
Evidence:
-need i say more? Or rather: ne3d ii shaAeeX m0rEez?
Correction:
- Twits of cause have bad spelling lah. you dumb or what, even beginner twits, like. (eg: please = pleashh.), have the wrong spelling. You think professional twits will have good spelling?

Oh my, I realise how stupid AAL team are. I think they have nothing better to do, and they are afraid to reveal themselves. Ah lians who have visited their blogs would support us greatly yeah!

This is another post by them. I shall correct them once more. I would use pink. Hahaha.
AAL TEAM, AAAL TEAM

Tip#1: If you see a group of Lians and Bengs, don't look at them. Two reasons.
They enjoy beating people who look at them. It's like a taboo.
We at AAL don't want you people corrupting your eyes from looking at them. It's too horrible. We care for our reader's eyesight. (=
Correction:
-Pls lahs, NOT ALL LIANS AND BENGS beat people who look at them. DUI TIAO BO SA LAH. Ass~
-Oh, my corrupting eyes. You rather look at beautiful ah lians or ulgy nerdys? I think AAL members are nerds who write about us to find back their self confidence. Hahs.

Tip#2: Don't bother talking about them out loud. Lians and Bengs have very BIG and protective family members who just happen not to be blood-related.
Correction:
-Hahs, Another jealously case. Oh my, Pls lahs. Lians And Bengs have big and protective families. They are unitrd and dont let anyone bully their family. Whereas, AAL Team members are always bullied by people and nobody to help them get back. Oh, I feel so sorry for you guys.

Tip#3: If you DID insult a Lian or Beng, you better call the mafia or the police to pre-inform them about a few stalkers(since lians and bengs are cowards at heart and need to travel in a group when on a mission to 'settle some humji') and maybe an AMBUSH.
Correction:
-Oh, cowards at heart? AAL MEMBERS COWARDS AT HEART. They know they cant win us. So, they call the police or whatever, Yah. Even if we go in sit or whatever, you think our BIG AND PROTECTIVE family will let you off easily? You're too naive. Stop teaching people the wrong things. Settle some Humji? You know the meaning of humji? Humji means no guts. You mean taiji? HAHAAHAH~ Dont make me laugh lehs.

Tip#4: Do remember to not stay near an Ah Lian. The screechy act-cute voice is so cute, even window panes give shattering applause at the sound of their voices.
Correction:
-Some nerdies dont even have the voice to act cute. No matter how hard they try. They are just a ulgy duckling. QUECK~ QUECKKKKK~

Tip#5: Don't bother arguing pointless things with them. (eg: BOYS, POLITICS.) It's a waste of brain cells. Unlike Lians, we actually CARE about our IQ level.
Correction:
- IQ LEVEL? Or you dont dare to talk to us. NOOBS.

AVOIDING TIPS:
You see a Lian approaching and you just want to get away. How do you do it?

Tip#6: Make a U-turn and run for it.
Correction: How noob can this be, High IQ people.? LAUGH OUT LOUD!
Tip#7: Scream and point at the lian while yelling ALIEN!!! Before making a mad dash for your life. (not reccomended)
Correction: This way, I think you die earlier xD
Tip#8: Whip out your phone and talk to Barney while walking past the lian.
Correction: Try singing BARNEY IS A DINOSAUR?~ LOL.
Tip#9: Start running towards the Lian while yelling "LATE LATE LATE" and stop running once you passed her for let's say...50 meters?
Correction: How fake, Why dont take part in the star search.?
Tip#10: Be a emo. Start crying or drama crying when the Lian faces you. (You can say her face scares you!)
Correction: Humji people in school often get beatings for nothing. Oh my, AAL teach wrong things.
Tip#11: Ignorance is bliss. Pretend you didn't see her. (Though it's hard, with Ms Lian in all her pinkish-ness glory)
Correction: If you never make untill them, They wont come aim you for nothing.
Tip#12: If you couldn't avoid her, then play dumb. Daydream about HAPPY stuff as the Lian talks, occasionally nodding. Don't look her in the eye. You can stare at her ear and play COUNT THE PEIRCINGS.
Correction: Do this if you want us to slap you.
Tip#13: Yell to an imaginary friend behind her back and walk at a fast pace to Mr Imaginary. (Only works in crowded places)
Correction: Oh, How fake.

DRESSING TIPS:
Tip#14: One word. Ignore.
Correction: Ignore what? Lols.
Tip#15: Run towards the lian and throw a huge cloth over her, covering up all the excessive exposed and unwanted areas. (IT BURNS MY EYES)
Correction: Oh, We're too hot for you.
Tip#16: Spill black paint on their clothes by accident if you can't take the pinky-ness.
Correction: Ah lians love black too. xD
Tip#17: Stare at them, then go into a series of seizures, writhing in pain on the floor. Best done with other people.
Correction: Oh, Wth. What is this? I think you have no more ideas. And so, You anyhow create one.

LANGUAGE TIPS:
Tip#18: If you can't take it, there's always the option of AVIODING. =)
Correction: Yah, See us better siam.
Tip#19: Interrupt the Lian and ask: "What? What did you say? I'm sorry i don't understand. Could you repeat that?" repeat 5 times. (after each time the Lian repeats)
Correction: AAL teaching people how to get slapped. Oh my, Oh my.
Tip#20: If she writes/smses you in TWIT, reply saying: "WHAT? What was that?"
Correction: Looking for more trouble. AAL stop teaching the wrong things.
Tip#21: Don't bother talking to the ah lian in the first place.
Correction: Like we want to talk to you. BHB!

Last tip of this post: If you're trapped in a room with an Ah Lian with no means of communication, and she starts to advance on you to get aqquainted, go kill yourself. It's not worth the torture of being trapped in a room with an ah lian in pink, speaking twit, scribbling twit words with her lipstick on the walls or listening to her TALK.
Correction: What rubbish, ah lian means must be in pink? Want people to commit sucide because of this tiny weeny small thing. Their mum's would be sad,. and angry that AAL Teams want their son or daughter to kill themself! You have eyes, You can choose not to see. That's it.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY, ANTI AAL TEAM #001 . I LOVE AH LIANS !

aaalteam #003

hellos . this is anti aal #3 . lols . walan ehhs . your sibei old fashion lehhs . reborn hair also ahlian . then perm hair is nerds larhhs -.- wear many many rings also ahlian . then tell your parents dont married larhhs . scold vulgar , you dare to say that you never scold before ? people wear nice nice clothes you huan lo . wahhs . ahlian still got stage derhhs orhhs ? then there goes with the same to nerds . let me tell you this :

STAGE ONE : basic stage

all you have to do is ..
#1. wear some up to fashion clothes
#2. buy clothes wit pink [ since the aalteam hates pink . LOL . ]
#3. reborn your hair although straight hair [ its nice ]
#4. cut style looking hairstyle instead of bowl cutting style

if you can overcome this stage , good for you . HAHS

STAGE TWO : try to achieve

all you have to do is ..
#1. do all first 4 steps in stage one .
#2. use whatever language you want [ this is your life , dont care what people says ]
#3. vulgarities is natural when people is angry , use all you want . you will feel better .
#4. pamper yourself wit things you like or do [ this is what we call life ]
#5. fight for your freedom , parents so what ? fight for money , freedom , happiness . ahlians are not for people to bully .

if you overcome this stage .. you stike 4d liaos .

STAGE THREE : dangerous stage [ not all can do ]

try to do all those ..
#1. do everything stated at stage one &two
#2. brothers sisters pbt ! dont listen to what aalteam say . they say that if got fight or something , brothers sisters would be gone . its so not true . true brothers &sisters will be there no matter what happens . play , play together . fight , fight together . sad , sad together . punished , punished together . BROTHERS SISTERS HUAT AHHS ! BROTHERS SISTERS PAH BUEY TOU !
#3. no need to believe in what religion . its all about yourself . have confidence in yourself . dont rely on others .
#4. dont be humji . or you will be bullied easily . stand out for yourself .

if you complete everything in here , congratulations ! you're a pure ahlian lerhhs !! hahs .

the aalteam want to be white then we be black bahhs . they want in heaven then we in hell bahhs . then in east we in west . lets anti them ! wahhs . lik poem . ahas . last thing to say &finish this post for anti aal #2 . she insist me to faster . hahs .

take care ahlians ! i will be back . BROTHERS SISTERS PBT !

wit loves ; anti aal #3

aaalteam #001

Lo & Behold!~ Yes, The Anti (Anti Ah lian team) is now on the go!! A(AAL)#001 is here to blog. Hahas. This blog is being set up by 3 people, to rebel against the ANTI Ah Lian Team. Come on Ah lians, Whatever we do, It's our problem. Why should we keep quiet and let them say about us? They have to right to judge us. AAL, We never huan tio you, Why keep aiming us? NOT HAPPY COME LAH HORS. No balls, Say us until like no need money one. Ah lians also have feelings, also human. Why should we tolerate others? Ah lians are up to fashion. And you guys are just jealous, jealous that ah lians have the face to act cute, act chio and you guys dont have. Ah lians are just hot tempered and dont have patience. So? You jealous that you dont have the guts to do that? HAHAHAS.. Ah lians HUAT AH!~ AH LIANS FOR LIFE!

With loves,

A(AAL)#001