aaalteam #001

ANTI AAL #001 is here to report.! Hi everybody. This post is to get back at the stupid AAL Team.

Blue is what they written, Red is our correction. WAHAHAHA~

Fact #1: Twits like attention.
Evidence:
-Music blasting in public places and public transport with LOUD giggling accompaniment.
-Reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaally short skirts to attract chi-ko-pehs :)
Correction:
-If we cannot blast music, then what's a music phone for? Blast ourself at home? You're crazy.
-Really short skirts to show the body we have, Unlike some people have elephant legs which cant show [ this doesnt means we are referring to who , mainly , this is just a comment . if your dont like then dont read lorhhs . not all comments are positive , you should know -.- zz ]

Fact #2: Twits like pink. A LOT.
Evidence:
-See for yourself.
Correction:
-Whatever colour they like, does it matters you? Dont like it? Dont see lahs.

Fact#3: They love symmetry.
Evidence:
-Twits often have 'twins'
-matching bags
-matching phone accesories
-matching hairstyles
-boyfriends with matching clothing styles :D (then again Bengs have the same style of 'fashion' too)
Correction:
-Sisters wearing the same clothes, cannot is it?
-Matching bags, phone accessories, hairstyles, is it a crime? We like jiu hao liao what, Why must you kpo and keep comment like nobody's business. Nothing better to do. -.-
-Boyfriends with matching clothing styles.? Sorry ahs, That is called couple shirts, or whatever. I guess you people have never been in a relationship before. Ohps. Old virgins. HAHAHA~

Fact#4: Twits love STRAIGHT.
Evidence:
-Lookie! Straight hair! Freakishly straight hair in fact!
-You don't see lesbian twits do you? No, if you see a picture of a twit kissing a girl, it's probably her reflection. Now that's just being a narcissist. (or pretending to have a TWIN :D)
Correction:
-I bet you have curlie maggie hair, no matter how much you reborn, its still curly. Come on, dont be jealous.
-Oh, pretending to be a twin? AAL Team members PRETENDS to understand ah lians alot also. Stop pretending. Get a life!

Fact#5: Twits have bad spelling.
Evidence:
-need i say more? Or rather: ne3d ii shaAeeX m0rEez?
Correction:
- Twits of cause have bad spelling lah. you dumb or what, even beginner twits, like. (eg: please = pleashh.), have the wrong spelling. You think professional twits will have good spelling?

Oh my, I realise how stupid AAL team are. I think they have nothing better to do, and they are afraid to reveal themselves. Ah lians who have visited their blogs would support us greatly yeah!

This is another post by them. I shall correct them once more. I would use pink. Hahaha.
AAL TEAM, AAAL TEAM

Tip#1: If you see a group of Lians and Bengs, don't look at them. Two reasons.
They enjoy beating people who look at them. It's like a taboo.
We at AAL don't want you people corrupting your eyes from looking at them. It's too horrible. We care for our reader's eyesight. (=
Correction:
-Pls lahs, NOT ALL LIANS AND BENGS beat people who look at them. DUI TIAO BO SA LAH. Ass~
-Oh, my corrupting eyes. You rather look at beautiful ah lians or ulgy nerdys? I think AAL members are nerds who write about us to find back their self confidence. Hahs.

Tip#2: Don't bother talking about them out loud. Lians and Bengs have very BIG and protective family members who just happen not to be blood-related.
Correction:
-Hahs, Another jealously case. Oh my, Pls lahs. Lians And Bengs have big and protective families. They are unitrd and dont let anyone bully their family. Whereas, AAL Team members are always bullied by people and nobody to help them get back. Oh, I feel so sorry for you guys.

Tip#3: If you DID insult a Lian or Beng, you better call the mafia or the police to pre-inform them about a few stalkers(since lians and bengs are cowards at heart and need to travel in a group when on a mission to 'settle some humji') and maybe an AMBUSH.
Correction:
-Oh, cowards at heart? AAL MEMBERS COWARDS AT HEART. They know they cant win us. So, they call the police or whatever, Yah. Even if we go in sit or whatever, you think our BIG AND PROTECTIVE family will let you off easily? You're too naive. Stop teaching people the wrong things. Settle some Humji? You know the meaning of humji? Humji means no guts. You mean taiji? HAHAAHAH~ Dont make me laugh lehs.

Tip#4: Do remember to not stay near an Ah Lian. The screechy act-cute voice is so cute, even window panes give shattering applause at the sound of their voices.
Correction:
-Some nerdies dont even have the voice to act cute. No matter how hard they try. They are just a ulgy duckling. QUECK~ QUECKKKKK~

Tip#5: Don't bother arguing pointless things with them. (eg: BOYS, POLITICS.) It's a waste of brain cells. Unlike Lians, we actually CARE about our IQ level.
Correction:
- IQ LEVEL? Or you dont dare to talk to us. NOOBS.

AVOIDING TIPS:
You see a Lian approaching and you just want to get away. How do you do it?

Tip#6: Make a U-turn and run for it.
Correction: How noob can this be, High IQ people.? LAUGH OUT LOUD!
Tip#7: Scream and point at the lian while yelling ALIEN!!! Before making a mad dash for your life. (not reccomended)
Correction: This way, I think you die earlier xD
Tip#8: Whip out your phone and talk to Barney while walking past the lian.
Correction: Try singing BARNEY IS A DINOSAUR?~ LOL.
Tip#9: Start running towards the Lian while yelling "LATE LATE LATE" and stop running once you passed her for let's say...50 meters?
Correction: How fake, Why dont take part in the star search.?
Tip#10: Be a emo. Start crying or drama crying when the Lian faces you. (You can say her face scares you!)
Correction: Humji people in school often get beatings for nothing. Oh my, AAL teach wrong things.
Tip#11: Ignorance is bliss. Pretend you didn't see her. (Though it's hard, with Ms Lian in all her pinkish-ness glory)
Correction: If you never make untill them, They wont come aim you for nothing.
Tip#12: If you couldn't avoid her, then play dumb. Daydream about HAPPY stuff as the Lian talks, occasionally nodding. Don't look her in the eye. You can stare at her ear and play COUNT THE PEIRCINGS.
Correction: Do this if you want us to slap you.
Tip#13: Yell to an imaginary friend behind her back and walk at a fast pace to Mr Imaginary. (Only works in crowded places)
Correction: Oh, How fake.

DRESSING TIPS:
Tip#14: One word. Ignore.
Correction: Ignore what? Lols.
Tip#15: Run towards the lian and throw a huge cloth over her, covering up all the excessive exposed and unwanted areas. (IT BURNS MY EYES)
Correction: Oh, We're too hot for you.
Tip#16: Spill black paint on their clothes by accident if you can't take the pinky-ness.
Correction: Ah lians love black too. xD
Tip#17: Stare at them, then go into a series of seizures, writhing in pain on the floor. Best done with other people.
Correction: Oh, Wth. What is this? I think you have no more ideas. And so, You anyhow create one.

LANGUAGE TIPS:
Tip#18: If you can't take it, there's always the option of AVIODING. =)
Correction: Yah, See us better siam.
Tip#19: Interrupt the Lian and ask: "What? What did you say? I'm sorry i don't understand. Could you repeat that?" repeat 5 times. (after each time the Lian repeats)
Correction: AAL teaching people how to get slapped. Oh my, Oh my.
Tip#20: If she writes/smses you in TWIT, reply saying: "WHAT? What was that?"
Correction: Looking for more trouble. AAL stop teaching the wrong things.
Tip#21: Don't bother talking to the ah lian in the first place.
Correction: Like we want to talk to you. BHB!

Last tip of this post: If you're trapped in a room with an Ah Lian with no means of communication, and she starts to advance on you to get aqquainted, go kill yourself. It's not worth the torture of being trapped in a room with an ah lian in pink, speaking twit, scribbling twit words with her lipstick on the walls or listening to her TALK.
Correction: What rubbish, ah lian means must be in pink? Want people to commit sucide because of this tiny weeny small thing. Their mum's would be sad,. and angry that AAL Teams want their son or daughter to kill themself! You have eyes, You can choose not to see. That's it.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY, ANTI AAL TEAM #001 . I LOVE AH LIANS !