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Hi! AAALteam is back to post! (;
Firstly, I'll like to declare that we're the ahlians + ahbengs team! alrights lame =.=

Anyway, today's topic will be ..... *Drum rolls*
Posts of aalteam! (:

By aalteam : Thursday, November 01, 2007

A Post.

Four letters. HA HA.

I find it really amusing that people would put up a blog to rival us out of spite. I wonder if they did it out of pure spite or anger that we took down their only way of spamming and flaming.

Can I ask you a question? Then your purpose(aalteam) of putting up your blog is? (:

Anyhow. A thought struck me while i was browsing through their web.

Shouldn't that be "Anyway" instead of "anyhow"? It make no sense at all! And to add on the point which aalteam (From what I've remembered) claims that by looking at Ahlians bled their eyes. So why even bother to BROWSE us aaalteam? Isn't that irony enough? (:

Ironically, they're against us, yet they seem to depend on our material to counter us. Ahh the joy of contradiction and irony.

Isn't aalteam depend on us, the Ahlians to post their stuffs about too?

So i have a question. Can you live like a caveman for a week?
That's right. Caveman. CAAAAVEMAN. No tv, no handphone, no ipod, no laptop, no computer, no PDA, no mp3, no mp4, no discman, no camera, no video cam, hell, no lightbulbs no flushing-toilets, no air-con, no fan, no electricity, etc you get the idea. Simply, you, yourself and the wall.

Well, let me #aaal 4# to ask you back, doesn't your ancestor live in cave too? OH OH! or what you mean is you're born from rock? Like Sun WuKong the Monkey God? Lmaos

Bringing me to yet another point. Some of you readers are right. Why the heck should we care about ah lians and what they intend to do? Then i thought, yeah we shouldn't care. We should just ignore them, let them be. If they die, they die. If they are thrown into jail, they're thrown into jail. If they get away scott-free with theft, they get away. If they bash up close friends, yeah we should let them continue. It's their damn life isn't it. They can end up as hobos and i wouldn't give a hoot.

And then i saw their new website.

Oh gosh, are you stepping on your own foot? Claiming that "why the heck should we care about ah lians" Then why view our blog?? Evidence : "And then i saw their new website."

but now it seems like they're saying that beating people up is good. Smoking gives you a long life and theft is da bomb.

There again, do we WRITE that smoking gives you a long life or so? Don't put words in our mouth. (:

Back to the point, while we here have censored more than half, close to 70% or more of the photos and backing down a lot

Are you SURE its censored more than HALF? Its seems like its only censored 20% of it to me!

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Coming to the conclusion, AALteam depend on us, Ahlians to get their blog popular. Like-wise, so are we.(: But the main motive of our blog is to prove that Ahlians can be educated as well (:
This is called as the "sweet revenge" of AALteam, as they claims to said "Having seen for themselves the true horror of these attention seekers" They wanted to get their revenge back on Ahlians? Just because they've been bullied before? Alrights, tell me now. Who DON'T get bullied before? And for your info, the word BULLY has its meaning (:

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Have a nice day ahead!

aaalteam #003

COME ON LARHHS . if you all dont like this blog then , BUZZ OFF LARHHS . also no one force your come . so mian qiang for what sia ? if you all want to keep insulting this blog , if this blog is a eye sore to your . then GET LOST LARHHS . we go aalteam blog spam , your tell us get lost , then your come to here spam . ITS A NATURAL TO TELL YOUR GET LOST RIGHT ? knn .
mother never teach you arhhs ? if your keep insist that we are unoriginal , THINK ABOUT IT . WHO IS THE ONE ? let me ask you , you go ask your english teacher larhhs . WANT SHOW OFF YOUR ENGLISH HERE ? GO ENGLISH COMPETITION OR WHATEVER SHIT LARHHS . i dont give a damn . showing respect means taking people' photo &start criticise about it? showing respect means exposing people's friendster account ? showing respect means insulting people ? COME ON LARHHS . let me tell you all this larhhs . you insult us , we insult you all back . you spam us , we spam you back . you criticise us , we criticise you back . you insult us , we insult you back . BUT . we will give you all your own privacy . i mean the photos . we arent like your . we know whats called privacy . we know whats called too much .

if you are think that this is such a eye sore to your , then you all rather wear shades &come to our blog ? ONE DAY YOU WILL GO BLIND MAN . your daiji larhhs horhhs . i ask you . got money who dont want make . HUH ? if people hate making money , then your father wont go work liaos horhhs . think what ? &&you all say derhhs ahlians or whatever horhhs , ALSO HUMAN HORHHS . &&horhhs . not ah lian ah beng ah seng dont know how to study larhhs hohhs . most of them also got pass exams derhhs horhhs , not all larhhs . but your dont say until all of them fail until be road sweeper right ? then i say you all fail until go wash toilets larhhs .

&&horhhs . i think you need glasses or something ? who is the one who first create the blog ? who is the one who insult ahlians ahbeng first ? who is the first one i ask you . you called this pathetic blog ? whatever you call larhhs . then why must you post a pathetic post wit a pathetic name on a pathetic blog ? whats the point . or you want to be pathetic too ? zz

just want to tell you all larhhs horhhs . if you dont like this blog , theres a little red box wit a x in in up right there around the corner larhhs horhhs . &wo bu xi han ni men xi shen lai tag in this pathetic blog [ which you all claimed it is ] we wont be touched anyway . zz

BUZZ OFF MAN .

aaalteam #001

Oh, Fcuk. Kinda pissed off! Oh fine, I'm A(AAL)#001. Hi there. Pls stop making stupid comments. I'm laughing at the way you express yourself. Hahs, I'll reply one by one.

'O': wah! their loads of vulgarities just gets me HORNY!
AAL TEAM: Eh, Horny Dog, Can you just fcuking leave us alone. Horny go geylang find chicken lah.
'O': ya nothing wrong, they would be our future local prositutes, representing singapore and competing with others from other countries, in our home ground!
AAL TEAM: Oh, future local prositutes? Hahahas, Ah lian means prositute mehs? Knn, Use your pea brain and think lah hors. If ah lian means prositute, Then got chee bye your mother si boh.
'O': Moreover, creating a blog!
AAL TEAM: How advance? Oh, Pls. It's the 21st century. Now ah lians dont talk about backup stuffs.
'O': WOW!!!!! i am so impressed that you guys know how to use the computer. Mor
AAL TEAM: Impressed? Hahas, Looks like you didnt update.
YOU ARE RETARDS.: but kudos to you! YOU FOOLS have just proven every single point the aalteam has written about your kind. HAH!
AAL TEAM: Even if what they say is right, Got your problem or not. No right. Dont kpkb lahs.
YOU ARE RETARDS.: YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK BASTARDS/BlTCHES.
AAL TEAM: Is it? Your parents never teach you manners?
YOU ARE RETARDS.: YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK. SICK. SICK. SICK!!!! I CAN'T BELIVE YOU DARE TO POST ALL THESE WRONG THINGS UP ON A PUBLIC BLOG. MAY YOU ALL DROP DEAD IF A YOUNG CHILD ACTUALLY LISTENS TO YOUR CRAP.
AAL TEAM: I'm sick, Yes. What you want to do? Get me a doctor? It's not crap lah hors. You diam diam lahs.

Hi everybody, I'm okay already. Words cant bring an ah lian down. No matter what they say, I dont care. If you guys not happy. Come out say lah hors. Dont behind the computer act one hero lahs. HAHAHA~ Noobs.

220.255.80.90 -----> th main culprit.
You prove us that. People who dislike ah lians, Like to fake people & get horny. This ip's owner, I cant stop laughing
-____________- Faked many names and scold us. Hahahas. Dont have big and protective families. How pityful. I pity you. Monkeys who act like horny dogs. ~

I really cant stop laughing. Saying ah lians are uncivilised. WHO ARE THE UNCIVILISED PEOPLE? LOOK CAREFULLY! OMFGS!

WITH LOVES, A(AAL)#001.

aaalteam #003

THIS POST IS FOR THE SPAMMER [ YOU'RE RETARDED ]
enjoy (:


hmms , you're retarded . i think that you have wrong sense of judgement lorhhs . do you exactly know whats called right or wrong ? &you dont have to spam our tagboard there . or you want me spam your lanjiao aal blog ? &if you think that we are making the wrong decision , then you huan lo . we also know that not everyone will agreed wit us larhhs . &are you saying that aal team is writing our kind ? LOLS . are you trying to kid 3 years old ? heyys , i tell you this . they are the one who start all those things . they teach people wrong things . dont you think that they very xialan ? what saw ahlian shout alien . then i see you i shout monster larhhs . wont you feel insulted ? ahlian also human larhhs horhhs . everyone also have life derhhs horhhs . ahlian also have feeling derhhs lahhs horhhs .

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how did you know that im sick ? not mentally larhhs 0.o
please please please , dont so concern bout me lehhs . hmms , this is public &i will shy derhh lehhs [: you say that you carn believe that we posts such things in public blog ? in the first place , blogs are public . &i seriously dont understand why people want put it as private larhhs . maybe scared you this type of siao siao people go spam ? o.o we dont know .
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aalteam make the blog public . then why carn we make it public too ?

&&&you curse us whatever shit drop dead on the floor ?
&you can see it for yourself . there are how many a day agreed wit the posts here ? or you pajiao . only can see what aalteam wrote -.- haish . i also bobian . kelian . if you think we're bastards &bitches , in the first place , all of us here have fathers so we're not bastards . stop being jealous of my dad man . LOLS . bitches ? woah woah woah . looks who talking here . do you think you have the fcuking rights to say that we are bitches . let me tell you this , you are no difference wit aalteam . want agreed wit them then FCUK OFF &ROLL TO THEIR BLOG LARHHS . you need not continue to bark in front of the computer screen . you're dirtying our tagboard man -.-

if we're fools ? then you what . &everyone knows that a retarded is scolding ownself retarded ? do you think that the aalteam is right ? GRABBING PEOPLE'S PHOTOS &START TO INSULT ABOUT IT ? HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOUR PHOTO &SAY THAT " WOAH ! LOOK AT THOSE FATS MAN . YOU CALL THAT A STOMACH ? " HOW ABOUT THAT ? kanina , the more i say i more dulan can . i tell you . go do some soul searching man . &lastly , i want you to know this . YOU HAVE NO FCUKING RIGHTS TO SCOLD US . &now , you scolded us . so we have the rights to scold you back . &let me teach you . this is called SELF DEFENCE , in case you dont know ?


wit love ; aaalteam #003

aaalteam #003

hmms , aalteam is kinda over sia . they took people's photo &start to laugh at them . people pierce they put cencored -.- they even edited their photos . what the fcuk can ? everyone . imagine one day someone took your photo , start to do anything they like . wont you feel insulted ? wont you feel that this is too much ? its like zz . even bring out people's friendster acc -.- what if one day horhhs , someone bring out your friendster acc &let the whole world know about it . how ill you feel it man . put yourself into their shoes -.- seriously , you wont feel good . this is not a fun thing to play man , this is hurting human principals . even if this is reported to the police , its a crime . this is a crime that INVADES people's privacy . everyone also need privacy man . i seriously hate it sia . wtf . wtf . even ahlian is more matured thinking than you all . wtf sia .

see ? even we alo more matured thinking than you sia . guess what ? your fcuking aalteam is lame . &we created this antiaalteam , is just trying to bring everyone to justic . you have no rights to disclaim us . who are you ? you are not our parents man . so FUCK OFF LARHHS BITCHES . some people may think that this antiaalteam is lame . but guess what ? what if you are us ? think about it &put yourself into our shoes . what if someone you dont know , &theres no grudges between your start to insult your clothings , your appearance ? all those ? the aalteam should have been here lerhhs bahhs ? i think they saw what we wrote ?

&if those people who stands at their side think that we are also insulting them , let me tell you this , since them dont wanna try to feel what we are feeling , then we use force . force as in . letting them to know . what if someone do the same thing back to you . what the fcuk you will feel ? is the feeling nice ? you go ask them bahhs .

wit love ; aaalteam #003

aaalteam #002

wees . its finally antiaalteam #002&#003 here to post ! :D
here's th talkback of th ANTIAALTEAM !



grey is whad they wrote , PURPLE is our corrections :D



POSERS
Ah Lians love to stike dumb poses. Read on to find out.
They enjoy imitating another person. For example, they like to portray an image of a meek girl to the guy they want to haunt, yet become all gangster-like when they 'deal with humji'
[ i guess you dont even know whats the meaning of humji yeahs ? well , antiaalteam #001 has already explained xD , and we're better off than you noobies who cant even imiatate O.O ]

They also like to act like they know everything. Eg: to spammers:"iiE knOw whO euu arE!"
Posers. HAH.
[ its all better than some cowards like the ANTIAALTEAM who spams people blogs and dont even dare writing your names down . for goodness sake , your parents gave you a name , and you dont even dare ot write yours names down , aww . how sad . then next time you dont give your children name bahhs . wuji spam . why boji write name ? how about yourself ? dont act like you know alot of things bout ahlian ]





Here are the major ways on how ah lians attract attention.
#1) Spot the piercings!: Can you count the number of BLING on her ear/nose/wherever?
2 piercings on ONE ear means that they are ok OR slightly ah lian
[ im sure you ugly ducklings dont even have any earholes yeahs ? you are just soo soo soo jealous (: &some mothers even have pierce full house arhhs . old old people also got arhhs . dont you know the meaning of style ? -.- ]

3-6 piercings on ONE ear means HELL YEAH they are ah lian. Or Punk. (But you can tell if a person is punk.)

[ what has it go to do with you guys if anyone is a punk a not . you people just feel too free to do anything else rights ? then just go home and be a good mama's girl ! xD ]

Piercing the nose/tongue is also considered. Gross, but that's how they attract attention see? They parade around, with something SHINING away on their NOSE.

[ i bet you dont even have the guts to go and pierce xD , ugly ducklings scared of pain >< ]

And when people pass by, they'll STARE at her nose.Hmm. I wonder what will happen when the ah lian gets a pimple on her nose. Or when her ear gets infected. Just think: 6piercings on one ear. Ouch.

[ i wonder when would you guys ever have a time where people will even have a look at you .. ohmy ohmy.. continue thinking yeahs . ohhs , ahlians are not that suey compared to you guys to have infections on all the piercings xD ]



#2) Is My Hair MESSY?: I don't like messy hair.

So i'll make it straight LOR.
While many girls may have rebonded their hair, the rebonded look is still a trademark for ah lians. Do not fear if you are not an ah lian, but have rebonded hair.

[ people of course mind messy hair larhhs . imgaine you walking out , wit the hairstyle that you just wake up -.- people will think you just have an electric shock . arbo from now on your dont use comb larhhs . your dont check your hair messy anot larhhs ? this is call appearance alrights ? &you all said it too lorhhs , appearance is important to others . zz ]

Be worried if you have more than 2 piercings on each ear. Or on your NOSE.

[ why be worried , ohmy . you dont even have the guts to go and pierce , then just stop influencing the others ! ]

Ah Lians enjoy rebonded hair. They think it's CUTE and COOL. They enjoy straightening their already straight hair and then complaining that it's not straight. Come on. I'll laugh when they start to bald or when they destroy and damage their precious hair with all that straightening.

[ its all better then some ugly ducklings who have such maggie mee hair that no matter how they straighten their hair , it still goes back to that maggie hair shape ! aha ! mayb you should just shave everything off , that would definitely look better on you (: reborn ? when you start laughing , every part of your body will be hairless , at that time . see if you laugh to yourself or people laugh at you more -.- ]

So to the previous point, if you see a girl with extremely straightened hair, you know she's an ah lian with hair issues. (then again, which lian DOESN'T?)

[ wow , then what about those aunties with straight hair , LOL . ahlian also ? hahahahhahas. then in this case , singapore should just stop all the salons from helping people rebond hair rights . LOL ]

ANOTHER MAJOR CLUE! The FRINGE.
People usually like to keep their fringes up and away from their eye so that they can SEE and not bump into objects. Ah Lians think differently.

[ we think differenly , cause we have sense of stylish . unlike SOMEBODY ? &i think that we are not as pajiao as SOMEBODY who will bang into things -.- we can see . we not blind . ]

Ah Lians have long, STRAIGHT, fringes that fall all over their faces. It either covers one eye, both eyes, or 3/4 of the face. (Actually it's better coz we won't have to see their faces)
[ maybe you dont have the hair to cover your faces , no wonder you are sooo jealous . go ask your mama to buy you some hair growth cream or something la ! hahaaaaaa ]

You see, fringes attract attention. Won't you be shocked to see a girl looking like a potianak walking down the street?
Another reason to their fringes is that the hair in front of their eyes, block their sight. This gives them the perfect excuse to bump into things or mistake objects, so they can justify themselves and claim the name of: BLUR QUEEN/SOTONG/PRINCESS/etc. Last reason i can think of: Are the fringes there to hide pimples on their foreheads?
Hairstyles do make a difference. I mean, if a guy with big poofy hair (like the Afro style) walks down the street, you would stare at his big hair. In the same way, people stare at Ah Lians with unnaturally straight hair, either let down of tied up stupidly, with matching fringes that leave people to wonder how they pass their eye exams.
[ ouhhs . if you like this say , i think that .. hmms , maybe you all three are bald ? so that your are hairless . LOLS . &if you think that having fringe is trying to hide something , then dont wear clothes larhhs . or you trying to hide SOMETHING . maybe its infected or something . LOLS . ]


#3) Behaviour: May or may Not be obvious. How to see if she's an ah lian via behaviour:When going out, there must ALWAYS be at least an accomplice. MUST be ah lian girls. They get clingy to each other.
[ wah . now i know , that nerds like to be lonerrs ~ they like to go out alone . what sia , want to have someone else to go out together with you also counted as ahlian , then everyone in the whole wide world would be considered as ahlian liao la ! jealous that ahlians get clingy with each other rights , cause you guys have noone to get clingy with ! LOL ]

Sudden bursts of giggling. The most annoying form of attention seeking. Bursts of giggling make people stare at them. Which is what they want.
They enjoy making fun of people...Loudly. For example, they see a handsome guy. Either one or both will whistle at him/make a kissing sound/shout OI or something else at him/any verbal attempt to get his attention.
[ you think you understand ahlians a lot isit . but even if THREEOFYOU do the kissing sound or whatever , they wont even take a look at you de la ! unless they pa jiao la =x . im sure you're just pure jealous of all the attention that the ahlians get cause nobody ever bothered to take another look at you guys ! ]

Just looking at them makes one feel very disturbed.
#4) Other ways of attracting attention: Eg, dressing/walking styles
Just like the great attention seekers they are, they have to DRESS right for it.
Rule #1 in Ah Lian dressing: MUST. HAVE. PINK!
[ people like pink , what has it got to do with you sia . you so pro , go ask the government to stop everyone from buying pink stuffs la ]

Rule #2: MUST have a COOL bag. Even if it doesn't match the outfit.
[ i bet any bag that's on you wont look cool at all (: ]

Rule #3: Skirt cannot be more than 10 fingers above the knee
[ jealous that ahlians have long and skinny legs while you've got short and fatyy ones ? LOL ]

Rule #4: If you(the ah lian) are attached, whine at your poor boyfriend to get a ring so you can flaunt it.
[ im sure noone would ever buy you any (: ]

Rule#5: CONTACTS. If no contacts, either wear the 'emo' specs or the frameless ones.
[ define emo plsssssssss . LOL ]

Rule#6: Clothes MUST be BRANDED. Famous brands: PMK, etc etc etc
[ we are rich and have money what , you buey song ah ]

Rule#7: Let your STRAIGHT hair down
[ you have no straight hair to let down , thats why you are soo soo soo not happy with those that has straight hair , GET A LIFE ! cut away your maggie mee hair la (: ]

Rule#8: COOL, BRANDED sneakers/shoes are always IN. So are CUTE flats.
[ you wear any of these also not NICE one la ]

Rule#9: Mascara is GOOD. (Oh yeah. Apply it so thick that you look like a panda. Sorry to insult the pandas.)
[ oh , its good ? then go apply it to yourself then ! but i bet you would look like a burnt panda . LOL . so sorry to insult th pandas ]

Plus a lot of other rules which i can't be bothered to type out, as it bores and disgusts me when the images is portrayed in my mind. -shudders-
[ you are just simply too bo liao rights , cant be bothered to type out liaos den dont type out anything at all in the first place la .]

Here's an interesting one! WALKING STYLES.
Ah lians have lots of walking styles. One of the MOST disturbing one i find, is when an act-cute ah lians sticks her thighs together and runs with her arms stuck to her chest. Seriously. It shocked me when i saw an ah lian schoolmate running towards me in that manner. (i freaked and ran off actually)
What is her problem anyway? Did she superglue her thighs together due to the fact that her itsy-bitsy skirt was too tight? Or was it a failed attempt to have slimmer thighs. Or just to attract attention? She was running like a retard.
[ if you were to put your two thighs together and run , im sure your skirt would have been torn and tattered rights ! LOL . dont only know how to say bad things about people behind their back . if you not humji , you would have told her right at her face that she runs like a retard instead of saying all these here . FACE THE FACT PLS . you're a total coward ]

Jeeze. Other ah lians may walk with a hunchback. I have no idea why, but i'm guessing they try to make themselves look small and weak and CUTE. God help me I am going to puke.
[ ohhs . so you think that they are small , weak and cute la ? LOL . at least they would still look cutee rights . better den you guys here . SO KE AI , ya right . ke lian mei ren ai ! ]


#5) INTERNET/SMS DISPLAY: Ooh my favourite.
Typing:You should all know by now, that ah lians LOVE to tyYp3 LiiK3 diiShX.
[ oh , so you're also typing like that rights , LOL . awww . sh0 cut3 l3h . ]

That's a BULLSEYE way of seeing if a girl is an ah lians.After all...You see the Lang,You know she's Lian. So whenever you get an sms with disturbing typing or come across a blog or webpage with words that seem to be from another planet, you know she's Lian.
[ wake up pls , not all ahlians type like that okay ! wake up your idea man ]

the PHOTO and the POSE
Lians love taking photos. I must say they have SOME IT skills, as they love taking photos in well, DIFFERENT angles and love to Photoshop their photos.
[ lians have the looks to take pictures at different angles what , they'll look nice in their own style and stuffs , but you ? i bet no matter what angle you take your picture from , it will all look the same ! that little ugly duckling ! and i bet no photoshop can make your picture nice xD ]

See, Ah Lians take all these disturbing photos and post it up for the whole world to see and be amazed at their lack of creativity. For one, they have a limited number of poses.
Pose #1: The trademark. Fringe covering 1/2 the face, tilt your head down and look up at the camera above your head to get the "wide-eyed-innocent-look"
[ you dont have hair then dont talk so much , if one is innocent looking , no matter what , she'll still be innocent looking . but you , i guess , even if you go for surgery right , you stil will not be able to have that innocent look de la ! HAHA ]

Pose#2: Same thing, but with the tongue sticking out.
[ your tongue to big and fat to show to everyone right ]

Pose#3: Stupid hand gestures. Such as the Victory sign pressed against the cheek, trying to make it seem like the lian has dimples.
[ you seem to behave like you know so much , im sure you've done all this before . HAHA ]

There are many other poses, but I shall not waste my time on them, neither will I explain it so that you have to suffer while imagining it.OH! Yes. How can i forget the PHOTOSHOP. My my i'm getting forgetful.
The wonders of Photoshop. Where the Lian can touch up all the pimples and blemishes, whiten their teeth, add sparkles galore and adjust colours like black-and-white or total brown!
[ no matter what kind of photoshop you use , you will still be bwang one la . photoshop is just to make the photos look nicer and more creative . but if we were to photoshop YOUR photo , ohmy, ohmy . noone would ever wan to use that programme again ! ]

The best is...the CAPTIONS. Many many captions, such as:
bAobeii pwiiNc3sS
ugliie miie
Shoo ugliiex
kawaii-maHx?
saD sAd miiE
xiiAo zHu ZhU
(insert other stupidly retarded names)
[ if one is cute , no matter what names they give themselves , they will still be cute (: but you ? no matter what names you give yourself , you'll still be that little ugly duckling (: ]


will be stopping here ,
with tons and tons of love,
antiaalteam #002 !
feel free to email us at : anti-aalteam@hotmail.com